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UFOs Are Real!

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Well folks, let the conspiracy theory begin. According to the former Canadian Minister of Defence, “UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head.” I kid you not! “The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning… The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide.” Yeah, these are the words of the former Canadian Minister of Defence! I tell you what, sooner or later we’ll realize that X-File was not just a TV show. It was in fact a replay of the past captured in HD and beamed back from the not too distant future by the remaining of the human race whom are the sole survivors of the 2006 Intergalactic Alien War that had doomed mankind for its preemptive counter military measure led by President Bush. Yup, this one you heard it here first. Yes, make no mistake about it. We’ll die. War of The Worlds style. Either that or our Canadian neighbors are a bunch of nut jobs… Here to read more.

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Written by divi

27/11/2005 at 7:12 am

Posted in Conspiracy Theory, WTFs

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