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Archive for March 2006

大風?

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13/03/2006 at 3:32 am

Posted in Music, Video

Supersized Nations

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If you thought the 100×100 from In-N-Out was impressive, you haven’t seen anything yet. Check out some of the biggest meals you can order around the world.. But whatever you do, make sure you don’t order the Benumbed hot vegtables fires fuck silk. It’s kinda expensive and I heard it’s not really that good…

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11/03/2006 at 3:08 pm

Posted in Culture, Food, Silly

Ghetto Superstar

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Here is Dada’s new fabulicious sneakers dubbed “Code M.” Apparently, it can beam MP3s to your wireless headset from 30 feet away or pump gansta raps straight out of its built-in speakers. If this is not the ghettost thing ever made, I don’t know what is. I predict this will be become an overnight sensation with the African American community. And, in scrambling trying to capitalize on this instant fad, Nike will introduce its own brand of ghetto superstar sneakers code-name LeBron AirBoom. It will come w/ all the bells and whistles, and a pair of spinnin’ rims of course…

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09/03/2006 at 4:39 pm

Posted in Culture, Silly, Video, WTFs

James Lipton’s PopoZao Rap

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Well since we’re are all in the mood for some more hip-hop. Here is a funny parody by James Lipton (Inside the Actors Studio fame) on Kevin Federline’s *sarcasm on* oh-so-fiery *sarcasm off* Popo Zao.

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07/03/2006 at 4:37 pm

Posted in Lame, Silly, Video

Natalie Portman Gangsta Rap

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UPDATE: NBC has moved the clip to its own site. Here is the updated link.

UPDATE2: here is another! “HELL YEA~!”

UPDATE3: I know.. I just love this piece too much. Lyrics:

i don’t sleep motherf**ker off that yak and the bourbon
doin 120 getting head while i’m swervin
“damn Natalie, you a crazy chick”
yo shut the f**k up and suck my d**k
i’m bustin dudes mouths like gushers motherf**ker
roll up on NBC and smack the s**t out Jeff Tucker
“what you want Natalie?”
to drink and fight!
“what you need Natalie?”
to f**k all night!

don’t test me when i’m crazy on that airplane glue
put my foot down your throat ’til your s**t’s in my shoe
leave you screamin’, pay for my dry cleanin’
f**k your man, it’s my name that he’s screamin

all the kids lookin up to me can s**k my d**k
it’s Portman, motherf**ker, drink ’til i’m sick
slit your throat and pump nitrous down the hole
watch you laugh and cry – while i laugh, you die
and all the dudes, you know i’m talkin to you
“we love you Natalie”
i wanna f**k you too!
P! is for Portman
P! is for p**sy
i’ll kill your f**kin dog for fun so don’t push me

when i was in harvard, i smoked weed every day
i cheated every test and snorted all the yay
i got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes
i’ll sit right down on your face and take a s**t!

Natalie you are a badass bitch (hell yeah)
and i will pay for your dry cleaning when my s**t gets in your shoe (what)
as for the drug use, well i can vouch for that
my d**k is scared of you, girl

WHAT

OK, watch this asap before NBC decides to take it down again. This is best mother f*cking skit EVER, b*tch *ss, sh*t~!

“WHAT~!”

Written by divi

05/03/2006 at 10:56 am

Posted in Music, Silly, Video

Potter & The Drunken Hermoine

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By now, if I tell you I don’t have a thing for “Hermoine,” you’d probably call me a big fat liar. So, here we are… she’s 15 and she’s drunk as hell. I think Hogwarts’ party would have been a hella more fun if everybody would just join in!

emma_watson

More drunken Emma.

Written by divi

03/03/2006 at 12:58 pm

Posted in Movie, Silly

LEGO = Magic

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Well, looks like somebody has managed to build a complete replica of the Disneyland Main Street out of LEGO. I know, impressive… So, LEGO my EGGO already!

Speaking of the impressive LEGO magic, here is a fully functional book scanner made out of LEGO. Oh, did I mention the price tag on a regular one will set you back a solid $35G? All of a sudden LEGO becomes the best thing since sliced bread.

Written by divi

02/03/2006 at 9:20 pm

Posted in Art, Cool Stuff