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Potter & The Drunken Hermoine

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By now, if I tell you I don’t have a thing for “Hermoine,” you’d probably call me a big fat liar. So, here we are… she’s 15 and she’s drunk as hell. I think Hogwarts’ party would have been a hella more fun if everybody would just join in!


More drunken Emma.


Written by divi

03/03/2006 at 12:58 pm

Posted in Movie, Silly

74 Responses

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  1. Someone on my site accused me of photoshopping that image. lol


    03/03/2006 at 3:10 pm

  2. well its her business! and its just beer!!


    04/05/2006 at 5:19 am

  3. NOOO NOT REAL!! I can’t live in a world where Hermione drinks!!!


    26/06/2006 at 10:14 pm

  4. This does not look real. Even if it is real, you shouldn’t publish it on the web. Teens in the U.S. who see this will think drinking is cool cuz Hermione is drinking.


    20/07/2006 at 10:54 am

  5. HAHA! i seen it before but it still makes me laugh! i guess she is normal!!! she shouldn’t be drinking however!!! i wonder how people got hold of these pics!! anywaz cya


    29/08/2006 at 10:46 am

  6. lol it’s only because drinking is legal in britain after you’re thirteen…geez ppl get a grip


    20/11/2006 at 7:03 pm

  7. drinking’s not legal until you’re 18, you retard.
    still. i don’t really give a shit about this. she’s just normal i guess. and that top is hideous.


    21/11/2006 at 12:03 pm

  8. Can you pleasa give me the e-mail address of her on


    25/11/2006 at 2:43 am

  9. im pretty sure that in britain, u can actually drink if ur over 13 and in the presence of an adult… even so, this probably shouldnt be on the internet.


    29/11/2006 at 8:48 pm

  10. SHES BRITISH!! God, you people are insane, Its LEGAL for her to drink, This picture ISNT fake, There are thousands of pictures of her drinking… why??? cuz its legal!!


    06/12/2006 at 4:29 pm

  11. gosh darnit she is a teenager and i sable to drink because it is legal! okay no big problem europe isn’t as strict with drinking age as US is.


    17/12/2006 at 1:36 am

  12. Examples of Legal Drinking Ages Around the World

    United States: 21

    Great Britain: Minimum age for purchasing alcohol is 18, although those who are 16 or 17 can purchase beer or cider with a meal.

    France: 16.

    Spain: 16.

    Germany: 16 for beer and wine, and 18 for spirits.

    Canada: 19 in much of the country, 18 in Alberta, Manitoba and Quebec.

    Australia: 18.

    Japan: 20.

    South Africa: 18.

    Malaysia: 18.

    Ukraine: 18.

    Russia: 18.

    South Korea: 19.


    19/12/2006 at 1:56 pm

  13. she is stupid she drinks because she think its cool!!!!!!


    19/12/2006 at 2:40 pm

  14. Hello wat world do u ppl live in, firstly its legal in Brit and it’s her life fer god’s sake!!!


    25/12/2006 at 5:40 am

  15. For starters. I don’t care if it is legal. she is only 15. and this should not be on the internet on the first place. drinking is okay, but when you do it just to get drunk then it is just rediculous. and it does look fake.

    darken iris marie

    28/12/2006 at 11:05 am

  16. In Britain (I should know, I live there) a flaming one day old baby can have alcohol, as long as their parents say they can. There was a case a couple of months ago about a mum drinking her baby to dead, because she “Didn’t think it would hurt the baby.” The only reason your think it as such a big deal is because shes famous, and you disagree with British laws.

    Peter M

    01/01/2007 at 8:33 pm

  17. gosh, who really cares, it is her life. she can do what she wants.


    01/01/2007 at 9:45 pm

  18. She is allowed in Britin so she is allowed to drink in Britan.So why should you guys care


    04/01/2007 at 4:56 pm

  19. The legal age to drink alcohol in a pub (outside the strictly-defined bar area) is 5, provided they are accompanied by a parent who buys it for them. However, unless explicitly stated otherwise, those under 14 may not enter a pub (regardless of intentions of drinking alcohol or not) [3]. Persons aged 16 and over can drink alcopop, beer, cider, spirits or wine in a restaurant or in a pub if accommpanied by an over-18 (however, the over-18 must buy the alcohol in any circumstance). Chocolate liquers may be bought by those 16 and over. Alcohol may be given by parents to children aged 5 or over in a private home. [4]


    07/01/2007 at 1:01 am

  20. HELLOOOOOOOO even in the books, the Hogwarts kids drink butterbeer! Did you think that was a fancy name for soda? Just because we in the US are SOOO uptight about drinking and smoking doesn’t mean the rest of the world is. She’s doing what the majority of other teens in Britain do.


    09/01/2007 at 11:18 am

  21. What’s with people saying that Hermione drinking a Corona shouldn’t be on the Internet? How about we crack down on child porn, intimate video of Saddam Hussein’s execution and other content like that first? In our spare time then we can crucify Emma Watson for doing something legal.


    09/01/2007 at 11:20 am

  22. i personally dont think drinking under the age of at least 18 is right but first of all, its legal in britan, second its her life, if youre not in it, why do you care?


    10/01/2007 at 5:34 pm

  23. so what if she is drinking!!
    first of all, just because she drinks a beer doesnt mean she’s drunk!! (its not like you’ve got a pic of her all messed up, unconscious or anythin)
    second of all.. she seems to be posing and stuff… like if she wasnt even drinking that beer, simply took it for the pic.
    and third its HER life… sooo HER choice to do or not to do whatever she wants


    13/01/2007 at 9:50 pm

  24. Its not like she was totally wasted or dancing on tables. The press really needs to butt out of her life and get their own.

    Brit F

    19/01/2007 at 9:41 pm

  25. Well on my opion Emma should not be drinking at all! It is crazy!! But people in England have different laws then us so it might now be against the law there. Plus that does not look like Emma to me. I looks like some one who looks ALOT like her.


    31/01/2007 at 3:17 pm

  26. It’s funny to see someone with a snoopy shirt on drinking :D..


    01/02/2007 at 10:37 am

  27. Yeah it does look fake, but you know, could be real. And honestly I don’t care if is is legal in Brit to drink at her age. Where I’m from it’s not legal to drink till you’re 18, but I’m drinking, and I’m just 15.Yes my parents know I’m drinking, they introduced me to it. And no, I do not drink coz it’s cool. It’s not really cool if you wake up in the morning with a headache. However, I guess these pics of her shouldn’t be on the internet. It gives a bad example and all that to all those dumb kids out there. But if you’re going to drink, drink just enough that you don’t forget you’re an idiot.


    01/02/2007 at 1:32 pm

  28. i think she can do whatever she whants, besides shes old enoph to know what she’s doing, besides in most of europe to can drink beer and wine at the age of 16!!!….and if it was up to me i would take a beer with her:P

    Juan Welchez

    01/02/2007 at 6:41 pm

  29. just let her drink the damn beer!! hi


    01/02/2007 at 8:06 pm

  30. and besides its not Emma Watson, its someone else cuz she doesnt have a mole on her right hand.


    01/02/2007 at 8:08 pm

  31. so what come on probably all of us drink so why all this discution?? it’s stupid besides if she drink’s what all this coment will make her change her mind about it? i don’t think so, other thing US is the only coutry that don’t sell beer or wine to the teen agers in almost every country if you can pay you can buy that simple so live her alone don’t be that stupid’s


    02/02/2007 at 3:22 pm

  32. everyone just shut the fuck up. the next person to make a comment is a bitch, fuck you.


    02/02/2007 at 8:36 pm

  33. lets just talk about something else like, have u seen tits or pussy. or have u had sex.


    02/02/2007 at 8:40 pm

  34. hey ppl
    didnt any of you just take a pic of urself pretending 2 drink like a huge bottle of wine or something? plus she could be just taking a sip. and a correction for all of you emma is now 16 and shell be 17 in 2 monthes…


    03/02/2007 at 7:35 pm

  35. wow!!!People need to chill out!!! She frickin human. Look around you… Wherever you are, people are going to be drinking underage. Its just a fact of life. Its her business so get out of it. Just because she’s a celebrity doesn’t mean she can’t do dumb stuff that ALLLLLL teenagers do. Honestly, chill out!!!


    04/02/2007 at 3:36 pm

  36. Publicity Seekers probally got a hold of these. It’s her business. If she says something about then ok. If not, let her alone.


    05/02/2007 at 6:29 pm

  37. wow Hermione looks so cool and hot drinking that beer im gonna start drinking beer cause Hermione does is cool


    06/02/2007 at 2:05 pm

  38. I seriously think that she’s ONLY posing. She doesn’t look entirely drunk, and I doubt that she would let people take a picture of her drinking unless she’s just posing.
    IF she is drinking, I just don’t think that she’s drunk. It doesn’t look like she’s REALLY drunk. She’s just acting. I mean, acting is her JOB!


    07/02/2007 at 10:53 pm

  39. wow emma drinking…i guess we all do it, who cares anyway, she’s and teen and i like her top!!


    08/02/2007 at 4:02 pm

  40. hoooly shit you ppl have a lot of useless stuff to say! im pretty damn sure we heard it all !


    09/02/2007 at 8:36 pm

  41. I SED LETS TALK ABOUT SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    10/02/2007 at 8:46 pm

  42. who gives a shit what she does its her life


    10/02/2007 at 10:52 pm

  43. Who the hell cares if she is drinking? All the people freaking out about it need to get a life. And by the way IT’S LEGAL FOR HER TO DRINK.

    P.P Who ever keeps talking about sex, do us all a favor and shove your head up your ass


    13/02/2007 at 2:21 pm

  44. firstly : she is looking to the photographer
    -> she is waiting for him(her) taking the photograph
    secondly : the meal isn’t started yet
    -> it seems strange to be drunk before the party began…
    thirdly : the bottle is full
    -> i don’t know anybody who could be drunk drinking so little…
    i think she’s only posing…
    (no, no… sherlock holmes didn’t help me…^^)


    14/02/2007 at 8:31 am

  45. this is not emma watson this is allie a look alike from colordo
    she is a emma want to be and u guys r giveing her wat she wants while she is emberessing a young normal gurl who is non by the world


    14/02/2007 at 8:46 pm

  46. hehe, even if it’s really I dont think that it would make other ppl do the same as she does. Many people drink and even though i dont i think it’s normal.


    15/02/2007 at 9:15 am

  47. That ain’t even real photo. The bear pottle has been added to it. You really are….


    17/02/2007 at 2:39 am

  48. A) If it is a real photo, then it’s real. Big deal.
    B) If she’s not drunk, she’s gonna be. There are margarita-ish things behind her.
    C) It’s Emma Watson.
    D) It think Emma deserves a LITTLE privacy.

    Emma S.

    17/02/2007 at 8:41 pm

  49. Someone photoshop a penis instead of Corona!


    19/02/2007 at 7:22 pm

  50. hi, i am a muslim girl, but i like emma too!! beer or wine or any drink which contains al kohol no 1 must drink it, finally, i lov emma like hell but still i feel that u ppl should leave her alone! atleast in these conditions. and i wanna say a small thing 2 (yo) who wants us 2 talk about unwanted things : fuck off…………………. thnx


    22/02/2007 at 8:13 am

  51. Sorry people, but what the fuck is the big deal?
    Let her have a life of her own for god’s sakes!
    Why shud anyone have anything to do with her wanting to drink?
    I’m fifteen, and i drink sometimes too. Wow. Let the world be shocked!
    By the way, i doubt that she’s drunk in that picture. She definetely doesn’t look drunk.
    So… stop fussing about nothing, and find a good topic to have your life ruined over.


    25/02/2007 at 7:53 am

  52. i loce emma but i dont love this shit going on


    27/02/2007 at 8:54 am

  53. love*


    27/02/2007 at 8:54 am

  54. Have any of you any brains? If she is legally allowed to drink, then why are we all making (well, not all of us) such a big deal? And I’m gonna say it does look kinda fake. My opinion. And to whoever doesn’t think it’s emma, you’re crazy. You can tell by the way she posing, and her face.

    Watson (Sherlock's Helper)

    01/03/2007 at 9:17 am

  55. haha, if she`s drunk there theen i am a horse. lol
    and so what is she drinks a beer??
    lol again
    i`m 15 and i`ve tasted a lot of that stuff
    and we actually dont see that she drinks it
    and also, it`s her fucking life, so actually she could do what ever the fuck she wants, LOOOOOOOOOOOL


    06/03/2007 at 7:25 am

  56. u ppl dont have da right 2 open ur mouth about anything. its her life n she is doing wat she wants 2 do. so u b out of her way.also, she is not drunk,n da bottle is still full. dats crazy.
    its hard 2 c u guys of britin having such s small mind.i am arabic girl n i used 2 respect ur big minds but i think i will change my mind……..


    06/03/2007 at 8:43 am

  57. This photo is a fake…i do cut outs similar to this one but of people of more age, and she is at a reserant or something i believe, look in the backround, and the clerks wouldnt sell them anything when they’re underage…end of dot.. *BANG* its done, no more opinions because mine is the best.AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT “PRESIDENT” quotation marks…* BUSH…


    08/03/2007 at 12:47 am

  58. What on earth r u on about. Why does everyone fuss over Em W drinking? i bet she’s just posing anyway. a joke photo. i know i’ve done that before (posing not drinking!) and i’m underaged. she’s famous but she’s also just a normal teenager with her own life and it doesn’t matter what she does because it’s not worth bothering about.


    08/03/2007 at 5:20 am

  59. I got 1 word to all of those comments OVERREACTING!


    09/03/2007 at 7:28 pm

  60. shut the f…… up you know she not a kid how many of you had partys and drinks plus she in a positon only no one realy knowsif se drinks and if she does it´s her problema and not really it´s only for fun


    12/03/2007 at 4:53 pm

  61. neber lan hermione my turk seni sikicem fuck you


    13/03/2007 at 12:29 pm

  62. Felicidades por Emma, quien ha elegido la mejor cerveza del mundo.
    Congratulations Emma, choice the best beer in the world.


    14/03/2007 at 5:41 pm

  63. i love emma watson even if she is idrunk i dont care those fuking americans have brainwashed people nto thinking tuat drinking is bad what the fuck should they care its not thier life FUCK THE UNITED STATES THEY ARE DICK SUCKING BITCHES!!!!


    15/03/2007 at 7:43 pm

  64. i hate you you drunkin fool bitch acaholic freak


    16/03/2007 at 10:01 pm

  65. Emma watson i love you and it’s dissapoints me to see u drinking. Then little kids can think it’s okay because u r drinking.


    18/03/2007 at 1:34 pm

  66. It’s less of a big deal to drink young in Europe. I think the HP fans will live. It was better then Daniel Radcliffe’s method of showing people he is “grown up.”


    18/03/2007 at 6:12 pm

  67. It never pays to think too much about things like this. Eventually I will submit a plausible explanation, close scrutiny of a jigsaw puzzle in an artless movie can only lead to logical dead-ends and the revelation of irritating inconsistencies. Having taken the lead in the frustratingly time-warped subject I am out to demonize the profession like equating modern psychiatry with 17th-century witch-hunting. But that subcurrent, and the introduction of a religious angle about losing one’s faith that carries us through to a sort of resolution, are really minor elements in a house-of-mirrors joy ride either goes white or black alcoholic oblivion pretty bland, standard-issue more philosophically underpinned attention like detective novel challenging the reader to find out whodunit. With dull repetitive routines of raising children, maintaining a home or keeping a career going really isn’t important, but Flashbacks, such as the colours bleached out, like fadedmemories no filmic device to indicate what state we are in need of professional help. Cast well below my talents the repeated phrase, “Everything’s going to be just fine,” keeps entering into my dialogue like an ironic mantra, signalling to the readers that in fact things are not fine at all, But the over-arching irony is that the subject in hand here gives us exactly what we want to read—- that puzzle complete with a sunny view as if we didn’t notice that some pieces were jammed together without really fitting.


    19/03/2007 at 6:58 am

  68. Why do people care?! I mean, it is her buisness, leave her alone! People pressure stars to be perfect, and are shocked to see that they’re normal, well, so is everyone else! Everyone is supposed to be treated equally, so what does it matter if an adult who wasn’t famous got drunk? Nobody outside their family/ friends would care!

    You all need to stop analyzing every detail of a star’s life and pay attention to your own! They are normal, and I think, if people are acting like this, pictures like this should get taken off the Internet!

    And, gorgous, why would you insult a person like that? Other people drink, so deal with it! It is leagal, and it is her concerns! Nobody else’s! So, everyone, leave Emma alone and let her do as she pleases!


    20/03/2007 at 12:03 pm

  69. Well, think of it this way. How many people(teenagers) will pose with others’ drinks without drinking for themselves for fun? A bit. And personally I don’t agree with drinking, but if you stay sober it’s acceptable. Drinking doesn’t mean your a drunkard.


    20/03/2007 at 5:33 pm

  70. of course this is emma. cole sprouses mole isnt always showing doesnt mean its not him. let her do what she wants. your so judgemental. u dont even know the whole fu…. story so just stop. 99% dont even live in brtian.


    22/03/2007 at 1:11 pm

  71. Wht the fuck??!! I can’t believe what I see!! She isn’t seriously drinking Corona?? I think I am going to scream??
    I thought her being all into the role of being goody-two-shoes was sort of her personality too? what the hell, she doesn’t have to be perfect I mean I have had my sins too.

    Slythie princess

    23/03/2007 at 5:17 pm

  72. Lol, Rofl, Lol, … Rofl? I think that pretty much sums up this entire board… oh and i forgot WAHAHAHAA! Frikin idiots…
    Yah. Dats about it… OH btw. Atleast she isnt doing nude parts in west end shows ^^ What would you think of that eh? *cough* DANIEL RADCLIFFE *cough*


    27/03/2007 at 7:11 am

  73. lets get her drunk and gang rape da bitch!!!

    jo mama

    14/05/2007 at 2:00 pm

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